Anthropology graduate with no direction. I basically live and breathe the MCU. I bitch and moan and take the piss.
but does anyone ever stop and think about what coulson’s reaction probably was when he woke up after they first brought him back, and he found out that fury had gotten blood on his captain america trading cards?
"GODDAMMIT FURY, THOSE WERE VINTAGE"
"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS VINTAGE? YOUR OBSESSION WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA. MOVE. ON."
we might as well just slap Phil in the face for extra measure